Today's Ploy (Tploy)
Today's Ploy (Tploy) is the best site where all the best and
most amazing funny jokes, picture and picutures (pic, pics), one visual illusions and nice videos are posted everday (daily picture).
Our mission.
Every day we're going to post one new funny joke and picuture (pic), one visual illusion and nice video and one more amazing picture.Funny Joke.
A joke is a short story or series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of causing laughter or being found humorous by the listener.A practical joke differs from a verbal one in that the humor is mainly physical rather than verbal.
The Amazing Joking is one mode of expression has yet to be interpreted in its total relation to other modes of expression.
Funny Jokes are performed either in a staged situation, such as a comedy in front of an audience, or informally for the entertainment of participants and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter, although loud groans are also a common response to some forms of jokes, such as puns and shaggy dog stories.
A joke is something told to make people laugh. There are different types of jokes, such as "Knock Knock" jokes or "Why did the chicken cross the road?".
All jokes use some kind of humor. There are jokes about anything. You can find jokes on the Internet, in books and hear them from your friends. Jokes can be found everywhere.
But some jokes can be racist or sexist and offensive to some people. Be careful who you use some jokes on because they may think you are being rude and insensitive.
Jokes are used in comedy plays and movies. There is slapstick humor which would be things like "The Three Stooges" or "Dumb and Dumber." This kind of humor has been used for a very long time and was even used in some of Shakespeare's most revered plays!
Here a funny joke you could tell: "Knock Knock" "who's there?" "interrupting cow" "interrupting co..." "MOOOOOO!!!"
Amazing picture and Funny picture.
A picture (pic, pics, picture or pictures) is group of colored points on a flat surface looks the same as something else (like picture). For example, a picture can look the same as an object or a person (picture). Pictures can also be drawings; picture can be paintings, picture can be photographs. People who make such pictures are called artists, photographers or painters.
Almost all pictures are flat. Pictures can be fun, funny, amazing, incredible, nice, etc. Another word for picture is image. Here we will post many nice picture, picture and pictures
Funny Video.
Video (Latin for "I see", first person singular present, indicative of videre, "to see") is the technology of electronically capturing, recording, processing, storing, transmitting, and reconstructing a sequence of still images representing scenes in motion. Video technology was first developed for television systems, but has been further developed in many formats to allow for consumer video recording. Video can also be viewed through the Internet as video clips or streaming media clips on computer monitors.
Video can be funny, nice, amazing etc.
Optical illusion.
An optical illusion is always characterized by visually perceived images that, at least in common sense terms, are deceptive or misleading. Therefore, the information gathered by the eye is processed by the brain to give, on the face of it, a percept that does not tally with a physical measurement of the stimulus source. A conventional assumption is that there are physiological illusions that occur naturally and cognitive illusions that can be demonstrated by specific visual tricks that say something more basic about how human perceptual systems work.
There are different types of optical illusions - the impossible objects, color illusions, visual distortions, images recognition, ambiguous images, movement illusions, size preception, upside-down, deep perception, 3D-images (stereogramms), funny images.
Each of that optical illusions, impossible objects, color illusions, visual distortions, images recognition, ambiguous images, movement illusions, size preception, upside-down, deep perception, 3D-images (stereogramms), funny images can be funny, amazing or nice.
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Monday, 30 June 2008
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Dear Visitors, last few weeks we all noticed the site is off almost half of time. The reason is huge traffic and the shared hosting where we have our site. Withing next two weeks we're planning to move portal to new, much more power dedicated server. During that time we won't have frequently update site. But please return to us in 2 weeks to find new, amazingly improved and already loved by your site.
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Friday, 20 June 2008
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1 My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2 . I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them!
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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Friday, 13 June 2008
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Are you thinking of getting a brand new PC sometime in the near future? Well, if you happen to have the budget for something big and powerful, you can always consider the HP Blackbird 002 which will be available in an exclusive configuration at Amazon.com, Newegg.com and select Best Buy, Circuit City, J&R and Micro Center retail stores and online shops this summer. This landmark event also marks the first time the HP Blackbird 002 will be made available in retail stores, allowing more customers to experience it up close and personal before they make up their mind about purchasing it. Of course, the retail configuration won’t disappoint when it comes to cutting-edge design and performance elements, since this is a thoroughbred machine that is meant to be set apart from the other desktop PCs in its class. Retail displays will also include video demonstrations of the system while offering live play. |
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Thursday, 12 June 2008
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Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed |
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Thursday, 12 June 2008
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." |
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Thursday, 12 June 2008
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When most of us think about new improvements in automobiles, we usually think of better fuel efficiency. However, a recent program by BMW called GINA thinks outside the box by changing the “box” around the car itself.
Simply put, GINA replaces the stagnant metal frame of a car with durable cloth. This cloth is put over a frame, and creates all the stability that is required for a fender, door, or whatever shape is required. |
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Thursday, 12 June 2008
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No matter what situations life throws at you...
No matter how long and treacherous
Your journey may seem...
Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!
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