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		<title>Mitch Hedberg: Don&#8217;t Have a Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/mitch-hedberg-dont-have-a-girlfriend</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.]]></description>
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		<title>T.J. Miller: Holding a Baby</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/t-j-miller-holding-a-baby</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/t-j-miller-holding-a-baby#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This woman wouldn't let me hold her baby the other day because she said I was too drunk. First of all, don't bring your baby into the bar. And second of all, if I'm drinking malt liquor on a playground, I call that a bar.]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Roberts: Old Grandmother</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/tony-roberts-old-grandmother</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/tony-roberts-old-grandmother#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandmother is older than the word 'supper.']]></description>
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		<title>Owen Smith: Born in the Bahamas</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/owen-smith-born-in-the-bahamas</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/owen-smith-born-in-the-bahamas#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 10:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was born in the Bahamas -- Nassau, Bahamas. Yeah, came to the United States when I was one because I needed work.]]></description>
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		<title>John Mulaney: Bank Robbery in the 1930s</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/john-mulaney-bank-robbery-in-the-1930s</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/john-mulaney-bank-robbery-in-the-1930s#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s -- as long as you weren't still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.]]></description>
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		<title>Sheng Wang: Toilet With No Water</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/sheng-wang-toilet-with-no-water</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/sheng-wang-toilet-with-no-water#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a dump in a toilet with no water. I had to tell my friends, 'Yeah, I dropped the kids off at the skate park.']]></description>
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		<title>Kristen Schaal: Werewolf to the Moon</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/kristen-schaal-werewolf-to-the-moon</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/kristen-schaal-werewolf-to-the-moon#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Schumer: Blackout Drunk</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/amy-schumer-blackout-drunk</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/amy-schumer-blackout-drunk#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 23:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?']]></description>
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		<title>JB Smoove: Sound System</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/jb-smoove-sound-system</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/jb-smoove-sound-system#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did a club one night -- the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Glover: Not That Different</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/donald-glover-not-that-different</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/donald-glover-not-that-different#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date ot...]]></description>
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		<title>T.J. Miller: Indian Giver</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/t-j-miller-indian-giver</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/t-j-miller-indian-giver#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 08:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Called somebody an 'Indian giver' recently. They were really offended so I had to take it back.]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Rock: Alcohol Is a Drug</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/tony-rock-alcohol-is-a-drug</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/tony-rock-alcohol-is-a-drug#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love alcohol, man. Some people call alcohol a drug, too. Some people say that, 'Alcohol's a drug.' Not me, I call it a vitamin. 'Cause whatever your deficiency is, alcohol will treat it.]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Gaffigan: Lost Remote</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/jim-gaffigan-lost-remote</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/jim-gaffigan-lost-remote#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 11:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You ever look for the remote control, you can't find it, so you just decide, 'Ah, it looks like I'm not watching TV.']]></description>
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		<title>Rickey Smiley: White Church</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/rickey-smiley-white-church</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/rickey-smiley-white-church#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I joined a white church because white people get out on time.]]></description>
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		<title>Jo Koy: Three-Year-Old Son</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/jo-koy-three-year-old-son</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/jo-koy-three-year-old-son#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've got a three-year-old son. It's like living with a crazy midget.]]></description>
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		<title>Corey Holcomb: Break-Up House</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/corey-holcomb-break-up-house</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/corey-holcomb-break-up-house#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guarantee, you're gonna have to get out of your house. I know it's your house and you bought it, but what you don't realize is that's her house, and she's basically letting you live there while things are going OK.]]></description>
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		<title>Chelsea Handler: AA Meetings</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/chelsea-handler-aa-meetings</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/chelsea-handler-aa-meetings#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics -- I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Papa: Guy in a Speedo</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/tom-papa-guy-in-a-speedo</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/tom-papa-guy-in-a-speedo#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 09:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you.]]></description>
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		<title>Shane Mauss: Girlfriend Strip Club</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/shane-mauss-girlfriend-strip-club</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/shane-mauss-girlfriend-strip-club#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I was like, 'How great is that? I guess I'll just tell my friends to come over here.']]></description>
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		<title>Kirk Fox: Defibrillator</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/kirk-fox-defibrillator</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/kirk-fox-defibrillator#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You've got seconds to live, and whoever invented this thing gave it five syllables. Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a rush job? ... Shouldn't they at least call it defibrillnow?]]></description>
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