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		<title>Paul Varghese: Knock Knock Joke</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/paul-varghese-knock-knock-joke</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 04:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend's a Jehovah's Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Vecchione: Private Detective School</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/mike-vecchione-private-detective-school</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 07:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went online to become a private detective. It was a private detective school online, and I paid online. But then I never heard from them again. I thought to myself, 'I either got ripped off or this is my first case.']]></description>
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		<title>Natasha Leggero: Boston Blackout</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/natasha-leggero-boston-blackout</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This girl comes up to me with this thick Boston accent and she's like, 'Hey, you've seriously never woke up at a party and some guy was inside you?' I never woke up at a party.]]></description>
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		<title>Myq Kaplan: Long Distance Relationship</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/myq-kaplan-long-distance-relationship</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/myq-kaplan-long-distance-relationship#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 07:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best part about dating someone who is overweight is, if it's long distance, the distance is slightly less long. And gravity pulls you even closer. So, science really working for you.]]></description>
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		<title>B.J. Novak: Learned Nothing in College</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/b-j-novak-learned-nothing-in-college</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/b-j-novak-learned-nothing-in-college#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 08:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I learned nothing in college. It was really kind of my own fault. I had a double major: psychology and reverse psychology.]]></description>
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		<title>Christian Finnegan: Trivial Pursuit</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/christian-finnegan-trivial-pursuit</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/christian-finnegan-trivial-pursuit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what I'm great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word 'trivial' in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial -- as in not important. Trivial -- as in maybe you sho...]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Burr: What Cubicles Say</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/bill-burr-what-cubicles-say</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/bill-burr-what-cubicles-say#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.']]></description>
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		<title>Greg Fitzsimmons: Orange Alert at the Airport</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/greg-fitzsimmons-orange-alert-at-the-airport</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They make that announcement, 'If you notice anything unusual, please immediately report it to airport security.' So, I grab the guy, I go, 'Yeah, I just saw somebody pay $11 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks. And right around the corner, they're selling...]]></description>
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		<title>Paul F. Tompkins: Had to Be There</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/paul-f-tompkins-had-to-be-there</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/paul-f-tompkins-had-to-be-there#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If something is inherently funny, it's relatable after the fact. Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.]]></description>
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		<title>John Mulaney: Meanest People in the World</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/john-mulaney-meanest-people-in-the-world</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/john-mulaney-meanest-people-in-the-world#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day... because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They don't even have to look at you for lo...]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Papa: Shouldn&#8217;t Drink</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/tom-papa-shouldnt-drink</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/tom-papa-shouldnt-drink#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 07:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when you were a kid and they told you you shouldn't drink? 'Well you really shouldn't drink; it won't solve all your problems. You're just going to forget about them for a little while.' Alright, line 'em up. Sounds good to me. It's better tha...]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Birbiglia: A Little Unstable</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/mike-birbiglia-a-little-unstable</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/mike-birbiglia-a-little-unstable#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 05:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.]]></description>
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		<title>Pete Holmes: Employee Discount</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/pete-holmes-employee-discount</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/pete-holmes-employee-discount#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 04:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you think the employee discount is at the Dollar Store? Do you think it's 'just take it'?]]></description>
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		<title>Whitney Cummings: Problem With Vampires</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/whitney-cummings-problem-with-vampires</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/whitney-cummings-problem-with-vampires#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The problem with vampires is they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old. So you'll be dating this hot, young guy who grew up in the Great Depression and hates Irish people. And then you take him out to a nightclub, and he's doing the...]]></description>
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		<title>Louis C.K.: Hey, That&#8217;s Mine</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/louis-c-k-hey-thats-mine</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/louis-c-k-hey-thats-mine#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like New York. This is the only city where you actually have to say things like, 'Hey, that's mine. Don't pee on that.']]></description>
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		<title>Michael Showalter: Comedy for the First Time</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/michael-showalter-comedy-for-the-first-time</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/michael-showalter-comedy-for-the-first-time#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doing comedy for the first time for me was very similar to losing my virginity. It was awkward, uncomfortable, but I did get a lot of laughs.]]></description>
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		<title>Ron White: Death Penalty in Texas</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/ron-white-death-penalty-in-texas</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/ron-white-death-penalty-in-texas#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 06:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Gaffigan: Gym Teacher Aspirations</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/jim-gaffigan-gym-teacher-aspirations</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/jim-gaffigan-gym-teacher-aspirations#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think when gym teachers are younger, they're thinking, 'You know I want to teach, but I don't want to read'?]]></description>
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		<title>Brian Regan: One Eye Set Higher</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/brian-regan-one-eye-set-higher</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/brian-regan-one-eye-set-higher#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 07:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My eye doctor told me this, I'm not making this up. He goes, 'You know you have one eye set a little bit higher than your other eye?' 'No, I didn't know that.' He goes, 'It's no big deal; it doesn't affect your vision or anything. I just thought you mi...]]></description>
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		<title>Brian Posehn: Having a Baby</title>
		<link>http://tploy.com/jokes/brian-posehn-having-a-baby</link>
		<comments>http://tploy.com/jokes/brian-posehn-having-a-baby#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, 'Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.']]></description>
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